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"I came to Reddit to read some jokes.. It's on the comment section."

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"Nuts nsfw What's nuts on the wall? Walnut What's nuts on a chest? Chestnut What's nuts on your chin? MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH"
"They say there is a murderer in every group I thought it's jack, so i killed him before he could harm somebody."
"Dear Sir/Madam, Your transgender operation was a partial success."
"What if I color on you? What if I run a truck along your back? Steal your toy? Throw a ball? Spit food at you? - My toddler, wooing the dog"
"What do you call an expensive circumcision? A rip off"
"Why should you never rendezvous with a pack of wolves? Because they are *meet eaters!*"
"So a Croatian walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ""We don't serb your kind!"""
"I deleted all of the Germans off my phone. Its Hans-free."
"I just hope people who say ""Jesus is my co-pilot"" realize he's a 1st century carpenter with no time in a flight simulator."