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Joke of the Day
"Why was Hitler late to his meeting? He couldn't HEIL a cab."
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"Quit bragging yo. Jesus drove a Honda back in Bible days and said nothing of it. ""For I speak not of my own accord"" John 12:49 a."
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"If Jack helped you off a horse Would you help jack off a horse?"
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