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Joke of the Day

"Well - It's not the first time Donald has left a Bush disappointed..."

"Ivan, 12, after breaking the vase and realizing he'll be punished anyway, sold the TV, got high and ordered some escorts."

"RIP Boiling water You'll be mist."

"I found some dressing in my fridge that expires on 12-21-2012.... It's called Mayanaisse...."

"What do a Yugo and a bath have in common? You can't step out of them in public."

"John and Nancy sitting in a tree, H-I-D-I-N-G-F-R-O-M-T-H-E-L-O-C-A-L-A-U-T-H-O-R-I-T-I-E-S-B-E-C-A-U-S-E-T-H-E-Y-K-I-L-L-E-D-A-D-O-G"

"*puts bread in toaster* hmm something strange about the toaster today Duck(from in toaster): no there isnt"

"Why are constipated people so rude? They don't give a crap"

"Instead of sending an ""e-card,"" why not swing by & fart in my mouth?"

"If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth."