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Joke of the Day

"John and Nancy sitting in a tree, H-I-D-I-N-G-F-R-O-M-T-H-E-L-O-C-A-L-A-U-T-H-O-R-I-T-I-E-S-B-E-C-A-U-S-E-T-H-E-Y-K-I-L-L-E-D-A-D-O-G"

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"What's white and kills you if it enters your eye? An airplane."
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"[first date] Her: know what you're getting yet? Me: a burger and one of those coloring menus. Her: oh, you have a kid at home? Me: no."
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"Whats the difference between catholic priests and acne? One doesn't come on your face until your at least 13"
"What is Gollum's favourite bird? A Smeagull! :D"