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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee Hot and all over my pants."
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"I read my horoscope today... It said I was gonna come into some money... which is weird because I usually just come into a tissue..."
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"Did you hear? The supreme court ruled that gay marriage has extended to swans."
"""I'd hit that"" -old people who drive"
"Where does steel wool come from? Hydraulic rams."
"""This is where we separate the men from the boys.""- Craig, JC Penny manager, organizing the layout of the store."
"Timmy was a chemist's son. But Timmy is no more. What Timmy thought was H2O was H2SO4."
"Most of the people dream of not working and having lots of money. During an economic crisis 50 % of those dreams came true."
"A blind man walks in to a fish shop and says ""Hello there lady s"""