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Joke of the Day
"What's a gambler's favorite time of day? 10 to 1."
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"Bee jokes, courtesy of my niece (age 8). What did the bee use to dry off after swimming? A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles? A honeycomb."
"two conceited people having sex... ...girl says ""tight, huh?"" guy replys ""nah, just full"""
"Another International Ninja Day went completely unnoticed."
"What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
"Why did Lindsay Lohan walk into a movie theater? She heard there were free shots."
"Pigeons die when they have sex... Atleast the one I fucked did."
"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head, I'll give these two a lift"
"My wife and I asked my son who he loves most. He pointed all around. I said he had to choose, then he told us he was pointing at the wifi."
"Mexico's prison system"