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Joke of the Day

"What did one cow say to the other? Hey moo!"

"The founder of the Hokie Pokie died the other day His funeral was a fiasco. First they tried to put his right foot in..."

"What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte"

"Hey baby, do you smell that?"" ""No."" ""Me neither, start cooking."

"I'm ""misinterprets hand gesture and accidentally high fives your fist"" white."

"A motorist was pulled over by a traffic cop. ""Excuse me, sir,"" said the cop. ""Do you realize your wife fell out of the car two miles back?"" ""Thank God,"" he said. ""I thought I'd gone deaf!"""

"Quiting smoking is easy I've done it hundreds of times."

"*Approaches a guy reading ""Catch Me If You Can""* I love that book. The way he just *clenches fist* catches all those freakin' cans."

"Jesus walks into a hotel and hands the receptionist a couple of nails and asks... Can you put me up for the night?"

"I told my Jewish girlfriend I was going to stuff her in the oven Because she's my cutie pie!"