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Joke of the Day

"Time Lords make the worst lovers... It's always bigger on the inside"

"Did you hear about the teacher who had eye problems? She couldn't control her pupils."

"REAL math joke At a party vectors V and W see vector V+W poking in his head and asking: ""Can I join?"". ""Yeah."", V and W reply; ""It's a closed party..."""

"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum? The position of the dirt bag."

"If I died suddenly, I wonder if anyone would take my previously unreleased tweets & remix them with Akon or whatever."

"A guy walks into a heavy metal bar. ouch."

"How many shares of Facebook stock do I have to buy to disable my mom's ""Like"" button?"

"Yesterday I went to the doctor with a sinus infection But he told me it was all in my head."

"Why is it so cold in San Francisco? Giant fans."

"What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink? ""Hey, where'd my Glascow?"""