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Joke of the Day
"Time Lords make the worst lovers... It's always bigger on the inside"
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"Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless but he wasn't. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No but he screamed when I bit his finger."
"Just bought a medical alert bracelet that says ""probably just shitfaced."""
"An alcoholic walks into a bar every day... His entire life is a joke."
"History is his-story, rambled the tumblrina... where are the records of the deeds of women? that is a miss-story"
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake walk into a bar... Ba-dumm-tsss"
"How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? [Answer here!](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2q2uaq/how_many_karma_whores_does_it_take_to_change_a/)"
"What bleeds once a month in the mouth? Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that"
"*draws a line in the sand* *looks at the line in the sand* *decides that it might be time to vacuum*"
"A white guy, a black guy and a priest walk into a bar.. I immediately shoot the fucking nigger in his head, taking another dark coon out of the gene pool."