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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A baby stapled to ten trees."
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"So I told a deaf guy... ""Stop me if you've heard this one..."""
"Me: ""people always think I'm gay! Do I put off a gay vibe?"" Guy whose back I'm massaging in a bubble bath: ""maybe a little"""
"Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist? It had concavities..."
"A man walks into a pizza parlor owned my a couple of monks He walks up to the cashier and says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""
"If your online dating profile says ""I don't have sex on the first date"" then that's why you're on a dating website."
"My mom got remarried to a man with a son, and he just crapped in our bathroom. So now I have a step-father, a step-brother, and a step-stool!"
"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff badum tss"
"""Ninja please"" -Japanese people"
"This guy just rubbed up against me so hard in line at Starbucks now I know what an altar boy feels like."