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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His condom fits like a glove."

"How should justice be brought about on criminal semites? By judge and jew-ry."

"I went to the shop to buy eight legs of venison... But it was two deer."

"what do you call a 5 man group all asians and makes gay music k-pop!"

"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish."

"Cauliflower is just cabbage rocking an afro."

"I want to start a Precedents Day, but it's tough because there's never been one before."

"My car has started clicking at me. I think it's trying to tell me something, but the jokes on him, I don't speak a single African language."

"What have Margret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville got in common?(NSFW) They both fucked miners(minors) in the 1980s"

"When you go toe to toe with a Vietnamese Mexican... You either nguyen or you luz."