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Joke of the Day
"Cauliflower is just cabbage rocking an afro."
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"I was grinding on a girl in a club last night and she said to me, ""Will you please take your skateboard and f#ck off!"""
"""I'm very sorry, but you will die soon"", said the doctor ""How soon?"", the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. ""In ten."" ""Ten what? Ten years? Ten-"" ""Nine."" ""Eight."""
"My wife & I went to a costume party as each other. She walked around pointing at things, asking how much they cost. I showed up 2 hrs late."
"How cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."
"I have a stepladder I never knew my real ladder"
"TIL: The guy who invented the toothbrush plays the banjo in his spare time. Anyone else would have called it a teethbrush."
"But people, if you have a gift card that is all used up, do not drop it in a urinal pleaseit's a Big letdown to fish it out all for nothing"
"What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ? Hush puppies !"
"What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common? They both came in a little behind."