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Joke of the Day
"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke her face. I'll see myself out."
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"What do the titanic and Madelaine McCann have in common? They're both at the bottom of the ocean and full of seamen"
"What is the smallest part of a little person? Their wee-knees!"
"How is a woman like a bank. You lose interest once you withdraw. Playboy has awesome jokes."
"ME: Hmm. My biggest weakness? Tough question. I guess some people say I'm delusional UBER DRIVER: I didn't say anything"
"Man walks into a bar and asks, ""Can I have a Colt 45?"" ""Sorry Sir,"" comes the reply ""We have sold out"". ""OK, no problem, can I have a Luger and Lime instead?"""
"What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common? They all know how to get black men off."
"Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a playground."
"TIL that a Russian submarine was accidentally destroyed by a Russian warship that mistook it for an enemy submarine. Oops, wrong sub!"
"Why are ships referred to as ""she"" A fortune is spent trying to make them look pretty and without a man at the helm, they become an unpredictable death trap."