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Joke of the Day

"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? because it's the scenter."

"Why does Reddit have so many reposts? Because you already read-it."

"My favorite animal at the zoo is the gorilla... I ain't lion."

"I used to have a phone with a really good user interface... ...but someone swiped it."

"I don't know why /r/deadbedrooms complains so much about starfish sex. Personally, it really turns me on when her arms grow back."

"If Russia attacked Turkey from behind... ...would Greece help?"

"How do you kill lots of Anzacs in a small amount of time? By telling them to get out of the trench"

"What do you call a pig that votes? Polled pork."

"Nice jeans, everyone in the 90s."

"How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb? None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it."