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Joke of the Day

"I used to have a phone with a really good user interface... ...but someone swiped it."

"I accidentally answered my phone & panicked when I heard someone say ""hello?"" so I just did the best I could & made the fax machine noise."

"How do you have a party in space? You planet."

"What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly? Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows."

"It's a fair notion to suggest that I'm quite keen on oral contraceptives. I asked a girl to have sex with my one night. She said ""No."""

"Blessed are those who are cracked, for they are the ones who let in the light!"

"Did you gu[FLASH AD]ys read that ar[ROLLOVER FLASH AD]ticle on Wi[FLASHING FLASH AD]red on how the iPad really need[MOVING FLASH AD]s Flash?"

"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? Wipes his ass."

"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair!"

"Confusious say, when one man fishes in another man's well... ...he is likely to catch crabs."