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Joke of the Day
"What did one snowman say to the other? Smells like carrots"
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"Two office workers are chatting by the water cooler ""I has a nice quiet dinner with the wife last night"" one says. ""Oh yeah?"" The other responds. ""Yeah, except for the celery."""
"GUY #1: You free next week? GUY #2: Let me just check my dairy. GUY #1: You mean diary yeah? *cow walks by with ""dentist 11.30"" on it*"
"What is a junkies favorite drink? Hepsi"
"Whats black and isn't working? Black lives matter."
"The woman next to me on this rollercoaster won't stop screaming. Its like she's never seen a penis before."
"Finally made it with a Chinese midget .. It didn't last Tu Long though"
"How do you increase a pirates morale? mor ale"
"The whole world loves the dairy-farmer Saudi Prince. He's brown-skinned, sweet, great with kids but drinks Old English 800 all day... ... but hey, everyone loves a chocolate malted milk sheik!"
"The voices in my head have been quiet for a while. They probably broke something."