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Joke of the Day
"How do you define a will? Hint: It's a dead giveaway."
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"He: How are you? Me: Thanks, but I'm too old for you He: I was going to ask about your wireless prov... Me: Just keep telling yourself that"
"Can you honor Maya Angelou by not pretending that you knew much about her?"
"Sanders is blaming Trump for violence at his rally... because you can't truly be a National Socialist until you can excuse your brownshirts violence."
"That hot guy you see on the train every day with headphones on? Imagine....imagine if he was listening to a podcast. Not so hot now is he?"
"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? Juan"
"What do you get if you chop off Trump's hand? A Trump stump!"
"If you whisper, ""we're being watched,"" you can hug a stranger for as long as you want. My record is 13 days."
"I would have won the Junior Olympics too... ..if it weren't for you medalling kids."
"You know it's time for a pedicure when you can exfoliate one foot with the other one"