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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you chop off Trump's hand? A Trump stump!"
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"I really like being a trophy husband. I just wish I wasn't a participation trophy."
"I'm not sure how I feel about people who are missing an arm. On one hand, they're probably nice people..."
"That moment when you are so drunk that you swerve to miss a tree but then you realize its just an air freshener hanging in your car."
"What do test tube babies do on mothers day and father's day? They cry"
"What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy? ...an Oriental Rug."
"Knock Knock. Who's there? It's me Mario!"
"What's the difference between a cunt and an asshole? According to the latest polls, about 4%."
"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Put a plunger in the toilet"
"What's big, black and steals you credit card? Sony Playstation 3"