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Joke of the Day
"I was in a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words..."
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"Went out for a drive today in my car & bumped into an old friend... Hope he doesn't sue me."
"Why did the hippie drown in the ocean? He was too far out."
"a lady walks into her house but then the she realizes she does not have a home for living and is sleeping in trash bag"
"How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder."
"The only thing my girlfriend blows is everything out of proportion."
"If your son becomes a priest... ...do you call him 'Father'?"
"Ph.D students should not eat apples... Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."
"[French restaurant] DANIEL: Promise me, not again MIYAGI: Promise. [raises hand] Garcon? [waiter comes] D: Don- M: [waves hand] Garcoff"
"I didn't get that job I wanted testing invisibility potions. Apparently they don't hire blind people."