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Joke of the Day

"The only thing my girlfriend blows is everything out of proportion."

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A Stick"

"British woman suing McDonalds after finding a cigarette in her ONE year old's Happy Meal.As if ciggie wasn't the healthiest thing in the bag"

"My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl jerk him off in class. That's three schools now. Maybe teaching isn't for him. (Joke by Jimmy Carr)"

"MAN: What are you doing? ME: [pointing gun at lake] Fishing MAN: No way will- SALMON: [walks out of lake with fins up]"

"My tongue was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records until the damn librarian kicked me out."

"What's the worst part about watching porn? ... The climax is always the same."

"My wife said ""vase"" wrong so I corrected her and now we know that it can just barely fit over my head."

"Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes."

"What did the clone troopers say after they killed Aayla Secura? Bye Felucia"