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Joke of the Day

"Walked into the bathroom and it sounded like someone was powerlifting in one of the stalls. That, or an exorcism."

"Woman without curves is like a road without bends.... You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell."

"Bread lovers of Reddit, how do you tell your ""Sandwich Artist"" that they got your order wrong? Oops, wrong sub"

"VW just released a new diesel car... It's called the Cheetah. ... credits to a colleague at work"

"The Vatican got a huge internet bill this month... Apparently it's because of all the PDF files."

"Why does an elephant have four feet? Because six inches isn't going to satisfy a female elephant."

"dude *scoffs like 7 times in a row* of course i'm not a virgin... i have lots of *starts readin hand, ink is hella smudged* secular intercom"

"Don't tease fat girls; elephants never forget."

"Ford Ibble A car salesman asked me, ""What are you looking for in a car?"" I said, ""It has to be affordable"" He said, ""I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."""

"Been to the hospital to get a mole checked. Apparently they all look like that & I should've just left it in its hole in the garden."