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Joke of the Day

"Walked into the bathroom and it sounded like someone was powerlifting in one of the stalls. That, or an exorcism."

"All men are idiots...and I married their king."

"Duck Joke Q: Why did the duck go to jail? A: He was selling quack."

"Every time my phone screen goes black... I wonder if it'll ever come back."

"Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke? Because it was crumby."

"What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy? Julius Seizure"

"A bear is asking a rabbit a question ""Don't you have problems with shit sticking on your smooth fur?"" Rabbit goes : Naaah, I don't have a problem with that. So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit."

"Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet."

"What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives? The guy gets fierious."

"A nurse goes to the bank As she is about to sign her name on the deposit slip she pulls out a rectul thermometer, ""awww crap some asshole has my pen."""