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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet."

"You know those little helmet stickers some football teams use to reward personal achievement? Bald guys should do that."

"*taps on a super old dude's oxygen tank* you know that you can get this stuff for free right"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your sister's ass."

"How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone? More than 1,000?"

"What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces? Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now."

"How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb? Zero. They don't exist."

"How do you know you're speaking with an engineer? Don't worry they'll tell you."

"Everyone is misunderstanding me... I just don't know why. I keep telling them I got an East Infection. (better said verbally)"

"i've always struggled spelling out ""blood"" with my fingers because it always comes out looking like ""bbool"""