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Joke of the Day

"Based on the number of AVI pics taken in your cars, I'm guessing that quite a few of you girls are on the run"

"Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster? So we can think about a solution in silence."

"How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place."

"What does a horny frog say? Rubbit. Stole this from a friend."

"Ladies, not every guy who talks to you wants to bang you. Some of us know that you have snacks in your purse."

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I have dandruff and out of shape. My girlfriend broke up with me because I have dandruff and I'm out of shape. I guess I need some conditioning."

"a waiter walks up to a table of yentas and asks, ""is ANYTHING alright?"""

"What do you call a fast food joint that caters specifically to muslims? Allahuh Snackbar"

"What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!"

"What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !"