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Joke of the Day

"The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. ""Six please"" she said ""I could never eat twelve!"""

"How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House? All right, all right, all right.."

"What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand? A trillionaire."

"Why do cannabis smokers call that tiny device that holds the butt of a cigarette a roach-clip? ...because ""pot holder"" was already taken."

"What's Donald's true political party? Whig"

"Nice try speed bumps, it's a rental."

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who can read binary and those who can't."

"Today I met a woman with twelve breasts, sounds strange, dozen tit?"

"I wrote 2793 tweets in advance. So if I die tomorrow, you won't know until 2018."

"What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost? An exor-*cease and desist*."