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Joke of the Day

"The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. ""Six please"" she said ""I could never eat twelve!"""

"why does the official Reddit app aways crash? Unfortunately Reddit has stopped working, would you like to report the issue?"

"A paedophile, a sadist, and a Priest walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink."

"What's the difference between Barrack Obama and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods only wants to fuck your wife."

"Me: *sneezes* Mom: Remember February 17, 2009 when I told you to bring a jacket?"

"Girl are you a prescription from my doctor 'cause you might be good for me but I can't read you at all."

"Pretty typical that a female Asian drove Reddit into a ditch, and now a white man has to dig it out."

"The best joke that I have ever heard :) And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and you will receive eternal life"" But John came fifth, and won a toaster"

"Did you hear about the underwater snooker player? He was a pool shark!"

"What's the longest you've stayed in bed? I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke"