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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Barrack Obama and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods only wants to fuck your wife."

"Why is everyone always late to Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Anonymous meetings? Because they're all tied up, but coming soon."

"I love heavy metal. My favourite is lead."

"They say anal sex is like your first car... you might not like it but your dad will give it to you anyway!"

"Doctor Doctor I can't get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off."

"All your responses must be oral, okay? Q: ""What school did you go to?"" A: ""Oral."""

"Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 39 seconds."

"I was going to paint my computer black thinking it would run faster... ...but it didn't work."

"I got an oven today. It's pretty hot, isn't it?"

"Why did lebron change his name to ebron Because the cavaliers toke the L"