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Joke of the Day
"What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub? Throw in your laundry!"
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"People who eat endangered birds... Will die lonely and full of egret."
"Mcdonalds will be serving a new burger which you cant touch. Its called the Mchammer."
"They should make realistic pregnancy test commercials. 2 best friends in a bathroom praying for a neg & celebrating w a shot & a happy dance"
"I'm on that ""I don't give a fuck diet."" I've lost 10 assholes already."
"Plastic surgeons don't get along with me. But they bring out the breast in my wife."
"Why does Barack Obama eat bananas? Because they are popular, inexpensive, and a good source of potassium."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean."
"Still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about my love note that was passed to the wrong boy in kindergarten."
"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pumpkin ~told by my dad"