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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean."

"why did the wife of the fish and chips fetishist file for divorce? she was sick of being a battered woman"

"I Messed up a Customer's Sandwich Order Today... Oh shit, nevermind, wrong sub"

"Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House? A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!"

"What is the difference between feminists and Nazis? One group has a purpose and lots of support and the other is full of nagging women."

"what do you call a group of naked old men doing yoga? Lululemonparty"

"I always knew that I could never be a lawyer because of my inability to pass a bar."

"Just found a hilarious message in a bottle on the beach. I decided it needed to be RT'd, so I threw it back in."

"Why do gay guys like rotisserie chicken? They like the way the meat spins"

"My Grandfather told me ""Your generation relies too much on technology."" Me: ""No your generation relies too much on technology."" I then pulled out his life support."