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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baloney ! Baloney who ? Baloney chase you if you're a matador !"
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"Did you here about the kidnapping at school? He woke up."
"How do you know if you are a necrophiliac? You get mourning wood"
"I've never met a group of people more worried about their ""privacy"" than the people on Facebook that share EVERYTHING about themselves."
"Bad news: pulled a muscle. Good news: implied presence of muscle ..."
"Why do girls wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad."
"Me: I like your Prince tattoo. ""It's my mother."" Me: Your mother is Prince?"
"I dig, You dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It's not a good poem, but it's deep."
"Why are camels referred to as ""the ships of the desert"" ? They are full of Iranian seman"
"Putin me on that list."