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"Roses are grey, Violets are grey I'm a dog."
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"Why did the neckbeard become a doctor? He sure knows how to treat M'aladies"
"""Do these horizontal stripes make my country look fat?"" ~ American Flag"
"How do you keep a blonde busy for years? Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator."
"So, being ironically stupid is funny... But being an Ironic Sociopathic Murderer is still being a murderer? I'll never get people sometimes."
"Did you hear about the chicken that broke its wishbone? Its ok it was a lucky break"
"Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese shop in France? The area was covered in De Brie..."
"What did the Red Queen say at the orgy? ""Off with their heads!"""
"I once met an Asian with excellent grammar... So I said, ""Wow, your grammar is so good!"" And they replied, ""No.....my grandma's dead."""