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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the chicken that broke its wishbone? Its ok it was a lucky break"
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"For women, perky breasts will one day be a distant mammary."
"My wife set up a spycam and found out my sons ""speech impediment"" was from 5 years of me talking to him in Borat voice while she was at work"
"Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done? At the ugly parlour."
"What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito? Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors."
"Me: You should really try this lip gloss Her: this is super glue Me: HEAR ME OUT"
"I asked my lawyer cousin, an orthodox Jewish man, his opinion on gay marriage He said ""that would be GREAT for business"""
"Why doesn't the U.S. government allow students to visit North Korea? They become victims of youth-in-asia!"
"I dream of living in a world where men are judged not by the color of their skin, but by the contents of their iPod."
"What do Ginger Baker and strong coffee have in common? They are both terrible without Cream."