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Joke of the Day

"A free product means... to free you of your money"

"Students are taking a sign language course. The teacher doesn't recognize one of them, and says ""Are you in this class?"" Student says, ""I'm auditing."" Teacher says, ""Then you're in the wrong class."""

"Once when I had a broken toe, my mom told me to walk it off. When Princess Di died, she sobbed for a day."

"So I've heard there's a heroin epidemic among white teens... I guess they're used to shooting up to solve their problems"

"How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry? ""It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"""

"What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get? Gwyneth Paltrow's head."

"How did the girl end up with ninja jizz on her face? she didn't see him coming"

"Say, did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? No? Well, well, well."

"""I Knew You Were Trouble When You Walked In"" is my favorite Taylor Swift song about a racist shop owner."

"Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives."