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Joke of the Day
"You think you have a bad job? I'm working at the Return Desk at Toy R' Us in Connecticut"
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"What's the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !"
"we're going to have a president named jeb. president jeb."
"What does L in Samuel L. Jackson stand for? Motherfucker. (from somewhere in YouTube comments)"
"Damn girl, are you damn girl? Because damn girl"
"Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it..."
"why are sex ed and drivers ed never on the same day in Iraq ? the camel would get overworked"
"Pretty insulting when you wake up in a bathtub of ice and they left all your organs."
"TIFU while having sex on an elevator Hey-ooo"
"What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot? Baked ham."