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Joke of the Day
"If the British had won, today we'd all be celebrating the Fouurth of July"
Next Joke
"What do terrorists eat? Allah snack bar. They say its the bomb!"
"A woman runs into a panhandler on the street... Panhandler: ""Would you please spare me some change? I haven't eaten in three days.."" Woman: ""Well, you've gotta force yourself."""
"I only came to this school reunion because one of you've got my Wu Tang tape."
"How did the tugboat get aids... It was rear-ended by a fairy."
"A drunk stumbles out of the bar, sees a nun on the sidewalk and pops her one right in the nose... while she's on the ground crying, he says,""Not so tough now, are you, Batman?"""
"Why don't you ever see rich people wearing glasses? They're always around so many karats."
"How do you make holy water? You just boil the hell out of it!"
"In an unexpected motion, Texas Republicans have voted to move midnight to 1am."
"GENIE: u get 3 wishes! ME: for my first wish, I want a never-ending bowl of guac GENIE: guac, huh? Yeah, that's gonna cost you an extra wish"