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Joke of the Day
"I thought I kept all my David Fincher DVDs safely, but... I lost The Game."
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"A kid is playing with his Testicles, while his mom baths him... ""Mommy is this my brain?"" ""Not yet sweetheart, not yet"""
"As a German, I sympathize with the unnamed masses of the Star Wars universe. For I too know what it's like to be betrayed by an evil Chancellor."
"There are 2 truly difficult problems in Computer Science 0: Naming things 1: Cache invalidation 2: Off by one errors"
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a bush? BARRY"
"A Woman's tongue & Man's eye, will rest' only when they die."
"It's especially on Fridays at 5 pm when I wish I could slide down the back of a brontosaurus directly into my car."
"I want to do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people."
"I became a banker. Then I lost interest."