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Joke of the Day

"A kid is playing with his Testicles, while his mom baths him... ""Mommy is this my brain?"" ""Not yet sweetheart, not yet"""

"2 fish were in a tank, what did one of them say to the other? How do I drive this thing?"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - LAPD Barbie ...comes with two nightsticks in case one gets broken subduing a suspect. Taser also available."

"Dad: ""Don't you come back late midnight again... ...Otherwise you'll be coming back next year."""

"What is the biggest joke in the world as of now? The current US presidential election"

"Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Then it'll be a foot. I'm so sorry."

"What do you call a man who can't stand? Neal"

"Me: my doctor says if I get annoyed I could die You: so you can't watch that YouTube link? Me: I'm saying it's dangerous to even send them"

"My city was so poor growing up that Planned Parenthood was just a bicycle without a seat."

"Your house is too dirty if you see bugs with little suitcases leaving it."