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Joke of the Day

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one... He's never gonna give you Up."

"What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food? Seether salad"

"What goes ""Clip""? A one legged horse!"

"Moon Landing conspiracy theorists should be called Luna-tics Just posting here because r/showerthoughts doesn't allow puns."

"Pavlov is sitting at a bar... ...when another patron walks in and a bell on the door rings. Pavlov stands up, says, ""I forgot to feed the dogs,"" and leaves."

"A chemistry lab is like a giant party; Some people like dropping acid, others prefer dropping the base."

"Why won't Hillary ever pull out? She's never finished screwing people."

"I'm a hard-core Greenbay Packers fan, and every time they score. I do the Lambeau leap into my staircase."

"Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE"

"I hate those Russian dolls They're so full of themselves."