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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five? You leave him hanging...."
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"My neighbor Ron is mad at me just because my book 'The Many Lawn Care Mistakes of My Neighbor Ron' is a hit with both critics and readers."
"What do mermaids wear to math class? An algae-bra!"
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"Have you noticed that the ""&"" symbol looks like a guy dragging his ass across the floor?"
"Wise man once say... He who runs in front of car will get tired, He who runs behind car will get exhausted."
"What's the difference between a gun and a penis I don't put a penis in my mouth every night and cry"
"What does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"""I'm a skeleton!"" *kisses and hugs you* Stop that! *kisses and hugs you again* What kind of skeleton are you?!? ""An XO skeleton"""
"What does the narcissistic cow say? Moooo! Cuz it's a cow"