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Joke of the Day

"""Here we are."" I thought we were going to the camoflauge store? This is just an empty field. ""No it's not."" Oh this place is good."

"The clowns I hire always seem surprised to find I'm the only party guest."

"Why did the lizards get a divorce? A reptile dysfunction"

"Why does ""new and improved"" always end up ""expensive and shitty""?"

"You say potato and I say... Who are you and why are you saying potato to me?"

"My favorite religion is that one that doesn't try to force their beliefs on you. What's that one called again?"

"Stop sending toys to children in Africa It's gotta be depressing, getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you."

"Hummingbirds I finally found out why hummingbirds hum They don't know the lyrics."

"There are 10 types of people... too highbrow? There are 10 types of people... those who know binary, those who don't and those who understand off-by-one errors."

"Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C.D"