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Joke of the Day

"Stop sending toys to children in Africa It's gotta be depressing, getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you."

"How long is a china-man? Excuse the question mark, ""How Long"" is in fact a china man."

"Two blondes meet at a busy chicken market A: If I can guess how many chickens you have in that bag, can I have one? B: You can have both A: Three"

"I went for a run and got back two minutes later because I forgot something, I forgot I'm fat and can't run for more than two minutes."

"Sunday is a great day to curl up with a good book and completely ignore it because, ya know, the Internet."

"My friend didn't like the fridge I got him for his birthday..... But you should've seen his face light up when he opened it."

"FOX new has saved my legs! I got into a terridle car crash and and lost the use of my legs. When I was in the hospital, FOX news came on the TV. I got up to change the channel."

"A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar He orders a beer"

"Ebo said ....said that Africa didn't have an awful disease. EBO lie"

"College hot dogs What do uou call a hot dog in college? A FRATwurst! Hahahahahaha"