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Joke of the Day

"ONCE APON A TIME... #2 yeah I no-one likes school I escaped :P"

"Who was Tupac married to? His Thug Wife."

"*tries to quietly check the football score during a home invasion"

"Thank you student loans for helping me get through college I don't think I can ever repay you."

"I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass."

"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER!"

"Why is ink an unwise investment? Because it's a dyeing industry. - This is too obvious a joke to be original, but it came to me during my econ class, and so it's original to me!"

"What's Hitler's favorite thing in the ocean? Adolfin! Where does he go to see them? NotSea World"

"What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank? Small medium at large"

"Seems like Harrison Ford is really down to earth Too early?"