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Joke of the Day
"Kids, don't do cocaine but if you do make sure you have a lot cuz you'll want it."
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"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?"
"My underwear is spoiled."
"Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they're ugly and they smell bad."
"I can't believe this couple has been together for 22 years. DEEZ NUTS."
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