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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla? There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo."

"Octopus have 3 hearts, what has 13 hearts and no organs? A deck of playing cards."

"Fat Chinese What do you call a Chinese person? A Chink. What do you call a FAT Chinese person? A Chunk."

"Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King? He couldnt Mufasa enough."

"Would you rather have parkinsons or alzheimers? Personally I'd rather have parkinsons, cos I'd rather have half a pint than forget where I've put it!"

"The clear history button in your browser has saved more lives than Superman."

"People keep asking me why I'm working for Dr Frankenstein. I'm only trying to make a living."

"What did Black-Della wear? Whatever her Massa chooses."

"What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters? A Pedo File."

"My wife asked me to grow a beard I didn't like it at first but it's really growing on me"