163864
Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: To get to the chick across the street!"
Next Joke
"What's the fastest way to get away from Hell? Piss off Satan's wife."
"I had a job at a lumber yard, but I soon got board."
"What did Hitler say when he heard that the Allies were winning? AUSCHWITZ!!!"
"Roses Are Red, I call it bold and brash Even though I think its art It belongs in the trash"
"What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure? Zoolander"
"What would you rather be stamped on by a herd of elephants or an angry woman in high heels... At least the elephants you could reason with"
"A prisoner walks in to a bar Drunken repost of my favorite joke in the world"
"Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical? Because m'cavity."
"Uno and mexican :/ Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they steal all the green cards."