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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: To get to the chick across the street!"
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"My girlfriend left me for a hindu guy. Anyway, he'll treat her better - they worship cows."
"Recognize an old gay How can you recognize an worn out gay guy ? When you pat him on the shoulder, he shits his pants."
"I like my drinks like I like my women.... Stiff and cold."
"If your kid is having nightmares & keeps getting in bed with you in the night, a great solution is to go to sleep in full clown makeup."
"Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger kill insects? Because he's an ex-terminator"
"Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night? The Broncos' center"
"How did the clerk greet the prostitute? ""What can I do you for?"""
"Hospitals are so shady nowadays... Even the doctors are drug dealers."
"Apparently I took my elderly neighbor's offer to ""come inside"" a bit too far. Anyway, totally in jail."