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Joke of the Day
"Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger kill insects? Because he's an ex-terminator"
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"I think my ex girlfriend is obsessed with me... I just found a picture of us together in a bin outside her house!"
"Islam is a peaceful religion A piece over there, a piece over there, a piece over here"
"Pet Cemetery 3: People get tired of resurrecting pets and relatives. Somebody buries dinosaur bones. Jurassic Park ensues."
"Vegetarians and vegans are admirable ...... but cannibals are the real humanitarians."
"If nothing else, the iOS7 update has proved it's usefulness by automatically adding the little accent mark to the word jalapeno for me."
"I turn my phone off overnight. A 3am text either means bad news or drunk people, and both make more sense in the morning."
"I tried erotic suffocation on the wife the other night when we were having sex. She obviously didn't like it. She's been lying there for 5 days now giving me the silent treatment!!"
"How do I know when your sister's on her period..... Your dad's dick taste like blood"
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange? One is wrinkly, sour, and orange. The other gets picked by Mexicans."