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Joke of the Day
"I'm surprised more people don't Photoshop a cleaner house into the background of their pictures."
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"*drinking my first beer with my dad* ""I can't believe you made me eat the other ones"""
"What do you get when OP gets erections? QR"
"[OC] What is said in both the bathroom and the police interrogation room? ""Come clean, asshole!"""
"I bet hipster zombies just act like regular people."
"So Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and phosphorus walk into a bar. The bartender says ""OH SNAP"""
"What do cannibals like to drink in the morning? A cup of Joe."
"Had a conversation with my ex-wife over a drink this afternoon. It was cordial."
"[Favorite joke from Letterman] What goes into thirteen twice? Roman Polanski."
"Don't look at the address bar goddamnit ...So they did. (I'll bet you're curious what the actual title is. Wait til April 2nd to find out!)"