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Joke of the Day

"Had a conversation with my ex-wife over a drink this afternoon. It was cordial."

"I would love to buy a Harley Davidson motorcycle... But I can't afford all the shirts."

"What's the difference between the IRS and Jared Fogle? The IRS waits until you're 18 to fuck you."

"The theme song for my sex life is ""With or Without You."""

"*Australian accent* Notice the wife in her natural habitat shaming the male husband species into doing what she wants!"

"If I swollow A weener whole, will it come out the same way? I feel like it would be really good if that happened."

"I'm starting to think the guy offering to check for lumps inside his van was not as legit as his cardboard certificate claimed."

"I dated a soccer player once. I also learned a new word that's in poor taste to yell out during climax."

"Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is"

"A wise chinese guy once said to me ""if the dog barks, it's undercooked"" - Some wise chinese guy"