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Joke of the Day
"What do cannibals like to drink in the morning? A cup of Joe."
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"No YOU let your kid think he could turn the traffic lights green with his mind powers until he was 10 yrs old!"
"Try this one crazy trick to get people to click on things! See. It worked."
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"I have a dark sense of humor but being a normally good person, *people don't see it.*"
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