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Joke of the Day

"This kitty has really overstayed its welcome. All hello and no goodbye."

"How do you lure an English bear from his cave with the help of French cheese Camembert (Come-on-bear)"

"Apparently im amazing at managing my credit card My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding"

"Well this should spice things up. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me."

"Teacher:""To which family does the elephant belong ?"" Pupil:""I don't know nobody I know owns one !"""

"Cemetery Which is better: a cemetery or a jewish cemetery? A Jewish one because I only need to dig one hole."

"trump: ban muslims jeb bush: i disagree. just like dad would. who used to be president ben carson: how did spongebob make fire underwater"

"[NSFW] ""The Pope does anal now!"" ""Holy fucking shit, are you serious?!"""

"So i was taking a picture of you and your mom and i had to ask your mom to step aside Because I only have 5GB space left on my phone."

"I used to hate my tumor But it grew on me."