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Joke of the Day

"Cemetery Which is better: a cemetery or a jewish cemetery? A Jewish one because I only need to dig one hole."

"What's the difference between being artistic and autistic? Just one letter."

"When ever I make Eggs Benedict, I always serve it on a hubcap. Cause there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

"Husband to wife: Honey, what would you do if I won the lottery? Wife: I'd divorce you and take half the money Husband: Well I won $10, here's your 5, now fuck off!"

"What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine? Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one."

"What are Jehova Witnesses called in Chinese? Ding Dong!"

"Are you from Iraq? Cause i wanna see you Baghdad ass up."

"Pro Tip - If a hot sexy female sends you a friend request on facebook.. REJECT HIM."

"As a grown adult man, good luck trying to scare me with anything besides a gun, or common household insects."

"What is the first thing Trump will do when is the President Build a wall around the White House and make all the visitors pay for it!"