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Joke of the Day

"How's banging a fat chick like riding a scooter? They're both a lot of fun until your friends catch you."

"With great power comes huge electricity bill"

"The Flash was caught high... He seemed to have taken speed."

"A roman walks into a bar, holds two fingers up and says ""5 beers please"""

"Give me that! You're going to hurt yourself! *takes toy *hurts self with toy 4: Hahahaha"

"Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head."

"Turning 30 is like fucking your sister Your dad wishes he could do it again."

"Dysentery It's a shitty way to die."

"She was only a whiskey maker... ...but he loved her still."

"Two pretzels were walking down the street... And one was a-salted."