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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse a retard? Say ""purple""."
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"There should be a horror movie where an item associated with childhood innocence is unexpectedly evil"
"Just found out that McDonald's is serving all-day breakfast ... ... all day breakfast? I don't have that kind of time."
"Hospitals don't like it when you unplug things to charge your phone w/ out asking first"
"*sees lost cat* Hey buddy you lost *reads tag* there's a phone number *dials number* *little cell phone in cats pocket starts ringing*"
"Why is the letter ""B"" so cold? Because its between AC..."
"What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains? A zombie."
"What colour animals have the most sex? Brown Chicken, Brown Cow"
"I should become a bomb specialist... It's a booming industry. Heh."
"My wife has been mad at me lately because she says I need to get my priorities straight... I told her we can talk about it after this episode of Spongebob."